PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna discuss about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more then just observing. It's a whole scene. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went soaring into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a cartoon.